I’ve studied this stuff for years and the only thing that I’m sure of is that I really don’t have a clue how it works or how to make any sense of it. I know what I know if you…know what I mean? After living in Hawaii for a few …
For those of you who don’t work in the industry, a “Clopen” is when you close at night and have to open in the morning. Take my word, they suck. And most of the time they are a busy Saturday night topped off with a long Sunday brunch. Even if …
Being back home for the first time in several years has certainly been a learning experience and a chance for me to look back and relive my childhood trauma. Things that you didn’t really see growing up suddenly become crystal clean and thus you get this tale of how the …
She was standing there screaming at me with the doors to the cafe wide open. Everyone in the Plaza could hear the whole thing and I swear I wasn’t trying to instigate and at the same time it was impossible for me to take things seriously. By this point I …
This is a modern twist on a simple French Classic that simply means “White Butter sauce” only in this variation, we are going to be using some Cannabis butter which not only adds a nice kick but a subtle flavor as well. While you would normally use White wine for …
Vote. If you don’t, fuck you, stop reading this and fix it. I don’t care about your excuses. Lyft and Uber are offering rides. If you get fired from your job, your boss is an asshole and it’s a perfect way to get a better gig. Yes, it does matter. …
So I’m going to cut right to the point and this and tell you that it stems from rejection and people’s inability to handle it. Now I have to explain myself and defend this point but this is the part you folks love. First off, cheers to all the sluts …
I grew up with the Dare program, at the peak of the Reagan Era “Just Say No” campaign and suffice to say, it didn’t work for me or any of my friends. At the end of the day, it was a total waste of taxpayers money for a bunch of …
This is what inspired this whole series, the fact that first dates and interviews are both total bullshit. Both sides have an agenda, both sides are trying to look their best and we’ve already rehearsed the questions and answers. It’s the same song and dance every single time and at …
Booty calls are awesome when you’re single and don’t have time to date. They are that person you like to fuck, but for various reasons would never want to date. You respect this person but can only deal with them in small doses, when you’re horny, late at night, while …
