Oh for fucks sake grow up and grow a set. No one is taking your freedoms away, all that’s changing is that now, you have to face consequences for your bullshit. It’s rather ironic that you try to call people like me snowflakes but here you are crying about not …
I read something today that pointed out that everything that went down for Thor in the MCU, happened in 8 years + the 5 after the snap. He gets kicked out, falls in love, redeems himself (in just the first movie) and then goes on to lose both parents and …
While they might seem different, both cigarettes and kids have a lot in common. You can scream at me about how children are our future and I’ll tell you to you’re face that we’re a virus on this planet and deserve to die while I roll a smoke and laugh …
Dating is fun. Well actually, it’s a total fucking nightmare but when shallow anonymous hookups from Tinder fail to fill the void, you have no choice but to get to know new people on a personal level. Scary I know…. But let’s have some fun with it. Have you ever …
In my line of work I have to fly, sometimes several times a year for various gigs. I’ve never gotten used to it, it’s never gotten easier and my fear has never subsided. Every time I fly, I freak the fuck out. I don’t show it but trust me, I’m …
I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to pop me, I knew the first day that I showed up in town that it was only a matter of time before some racist redneck cop decided to fuck with me and stop me for some dumb shit. Please, …
I’ve studied this stuff for years and the only thing that I’m sure of is that I really don’t have a clue how it works or how to make any sense of it. I know what I know if you…know what I mean? After living in Hawaii for a few …
For those of you who don’t work in the industry, a “Clopen” is when you close at night and have to open in the morning. Take my word, they suck. And most of the time they are a busy Saturday night topped off with a long Sunday brunch. Even if …
Being back home for the first time in several years has certainly been a learning experience and a chance for me to look back and relive my childhood trauma. Things that you didn’t really see growing up suddenly become crystal clean and thus you get this tale of how the …
She was standing there screaming at me with the doors to the cafe wide open. Everyone in the Plaza could hear the whole thing and I swear I wasn’t trying to instigate and at the same time it was impossible for me to take things seriously. By this point I …
