Dating is fun. Well actually, it’s a total fucking nightmare but when shallow anonymous hookups from Tinder fail to fill the void, you have no choice but to get to know new people on a personal level. Scary I know…. But let’s have some fun with it. Have you ever …
In my line of work I have to fly, sometimes several times a year for various gigs. I’ve never gotten used to it, it’s never gotten easier and my fear has never subsided. Every time I fly, I freak the fuck out. I don’t show it but trust me, I’m …
I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to pop me, I knew the first day that I showed up in town that it was only a matter of time before some racist redneck cop decided to fuck with me and stop me for some dumb shit. Please, …
I’ve studied this stuff for years and the only thing that I’m sure of is that I really don’t have a clue how it works or how to make any sense of it. I know what I know if you…know what I mean? After living in Hawaii for a few …
For those of you who don’t work in the industry, a “Clopen” is when you close at night and have to open in the morning. Take my word, they suck. And most of the time they are a busy Saturday night topped off with a long Sunday brunch. Even if …
Being back home for the first time in several years has certainly been a learning experience and a chance for me to look back and relive my childhood trauma. Things that you didn’t really see growing up suddenly become crystal clean and thus you get this tale of how the …
She was standing there screaming at me with the doors to the cafe wide open. Everyone in the Plaza could hear the whole thing and I swear I wasn’t trying to instigate and at the same time it was impossible for me to take things seriously. By this point I …
This is a modern twist on a simple French Classic that simply means “White Butter sauce” only in this variation, we are going to be using some Cannabis butter which not only adds a nice kick but a subtle flavor as well. While you would normally use White wine for …
Vote. If you don’t, fuck you, stop reading this and fix it. I don’t care about your excuses. Lyft and Uber are offering rides. If you get fired from your job, your boss is an asshole and it’s a perfect way to get a better gig. Yes, it does matter. …
So I’m going to cut right to the point and this and tell you that it stems from rejection and people’s inability to handle it. Now I have to explain myself and defend this point but this is the part you folks love. First off, cheers to all the sluts …
