Location, irrelevant to the moral of the story. The simple fact is that it happened again. And random idea takes shape, a simple smoked vegetable salad. It sounded interesting and the next thing I know, it’s put on a wine tasting dinner. But I had never actually tried the idea. …
Cook like you fuck…. It’s something I’ve been screaming for years and yet I don’t think I’ve ever taken the time to really explain it. Yeah yeah yeah, I know, it’s unorthodox and goes against the regimented discipline of culinary tradition. Not my problem. It’s not just a cool catch …
Oh the holidays, how I have spent years loathing and avoiding them. Trust me when I say my family is “special” and I’ve had valid reasons for spending the past 9 years on the other side of the country. This year is different. My sisters and I just bought the …
Really? I’m trolling my own page by publishing a fact? No….no, no, no. Even my proud to be called Redneck friends out here in bumfuck Arkansas know what’s up. They’re not that stupid and the head of my cock isn’t as sensitive as you motherfuckers. I hope you don’t think …
I just put up Johnny Cash’s mugshot in the studio, the same one I’ve put in every Kitchen I’ve run for the past 12 years. It’s him sitting there waiting to go to lock-up, holding his ground without fear or remorse. Granted, he was probably high as fuck but that’s …
It might be the wiring but if that was the case, there would be issues with the lights. That’s not the situation so it’s got to be the carburetor. God damn it I hope it’s the carb, I can fix that, I think. I was sorta able to fix it …
God only knows what my hands are covered in right now. Yes, I know it’s a 50cc scooter but a bike is a bike and this motherfucker will be running in less than 18 hours. The back tire is off, the oil has been emptied and the air filter and …
ED note: As I continue to rebuild the site, I’m going through a lot of the old stuff and repolishing it. Even if you think you’ve read this before, you haven’t. Years ago one of literally the biggest assholes I’ve ever met gave me some of the best advice anyone …
If you think that I’m an asshole now, be grateful you didn’t know me in my youth. Seriously, I was such a nightmare that I’m amazed I’m still alive. I was reckless, temperamental and thought I knew a lot more than I did. It was not a good time and …
Editorial note: I do not advocate violence towards bears nor am I going to start shit with any other wildlife. By the time most of you are reading this I’ll be in the middle of the back country attempting to summit a peak I’ve had my eye on for a …
