Really? I’m trolling my own page by publishing a fact? No….no, no, no. Even my proud to be called Redneck friends out here in bumfuck Arkansas know what’s up. They’re not that stupid and the head of my cock isn’t as sensitive as you motherfuckers. I hope you don’t think …
I just put up Johnny Cash’s mugshot in the studio, the same one I’ve put in every Kitchen I’ve run for the past 12 years. It’s him sitting there waiting to go to lock-up, holding his ground without fear or remorse. Granted, he was probably high as fuck but that’s …
It might be the wiring but if that was the case, there would be issues with the lights. That’s not the situation so it’s got to be the carburetor. God damn it I hope it’s the carb, I can fix that, I think. I was sorta able to fix it …
God only knows what my hands are covered in right now. Yes, I know it’s a 50cc scooter but a bike is a bike and this motherfucker will be running in less than 18 hours. The back tire is off, the oil has been emptied and the air filter and …
ED note: As I continue to rebuild the site, I’m going through a lot of the old stuff and repolishing it. Even if you think you’ve read this before, you haven’t. Years ago one of literally the biggest assholes I’ve ever met gave me some of the best advice anyone …
If you think that I’m an asshole now, be grateful you didn’t know me in my youth. Seriously, I was such a nightmare that I’m amazed I’m still alive. I was reckless, temperamental and thought I knew a lot more than I did. It was not a good time and …
Editorial note: I do not advocate violence towards bears nor am I going to start shit with any other wildlife. By the time most of you are reading this I’ll be in the middle of the back country attempting to summit a peak I’ve had my eye on for a …
God willing I’ll be able to pull this off, literally since it’s going to take a fucking miracle to get this interview. Since I haven’t gotten it yet I won’t say who but I’m sitting here at the studio/coffee shop two hours early hoping to get 5 minutes. I do not …
Most of you reading this no doubt start your day with a strong coffee yet, how much do you really know about that hot cup of delicious? Seriously, do you really think that the fancy label means that much? Coffeecon is here to help and it’s coming to Seattle the …
One thing I’ve always had to deal with in the industry, something I have always had to keep in mind with dealing with customers is the fact that a lot of you have either very strange dietary restrictions that are self-imposed ( Religion is a choice) and some equally strange …
