If you don’t, fuck you, stop reading this and fix it. I don’t care about your excuses. Lyft and Uber are offering rides. If you get fired from your job, your boss is an asshole and it’s a perfect way to get a better gig.
Yes, it does matter. Yes it does count.
You have a voice, this is when get to be heard. This is your chance to take action that will have a hell of a lot more impact than any stupid fucking meme or Facebook post.
I get it, I’m way more cynical that you. I know that both parties are tag teaming the American people and 90% of these assholes are corrupt as fuck. It’s all about the lobbies and special interest groups and who has the deepest pockets. It’s bullshit and needs to be fixed but you’re vote is a move in the right direction. No, we’re not going to see the change overnight but it really is up to you on if we’re moving forward or backwards.
The vermin are coming out in force, this I can guarantee you. These narrow minded imbeciles are going out to make sure they get to the polls. It’s their right and they’re not going to stay at home and piss this away.
The good news is that most of my readers are awesome. Chances are that you’ve already gone to the polls and cast your ballot. But I’m not talking to you, I’m taking to that one or two of you reading this who haven’t. Put this down, get dressed and get your ass out. There’s no punchline, this isn’t a joke, I’m not doing this for a laugh. If I can get the two of you off your ass, it was worth writing this.
This will motivate you