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Philosophy

Philosophy
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 25.49

Roux

Roux
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
Because wooden spoons aren't just for spanking.
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 23.49

Pepper

Pepper
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
The chicks at Wholefoods will dig it.
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 23.49

Take your medicine

Take your medicine
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
Designed by artist Marcia Stoecker.
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 23.99

Skull T-shirt

Skull T-shirt
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Men's T-Shirt
A collaboration between Marcia Stoecker, James Pici and myself, this one of a kind T is only available via CulinaryAnarchy.com
This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you’ll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in a wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 20.49

No Shame Women's

No Shame Women's
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Women's Roll Cuff T-Shirt
Be like Tilly and have no shame.
This ultra-comfortable cuffed-sleeve tee may as well have come from your boyfriend’s closet. The short, roll-cuff sleeve detail, wide neck and Hi-Lo bottom hem make this shirt the ultimate choice for lounging around and dress-down days. With the fit and well-worn softness of a beloved old tee, your boyfriend may want to borrow this one from you!
  • 60% cotton / 40% polyester. Black & white are 100% cotton | Fabric weight: 5.29 oz (midweight)
  • Easy-going boyfriend style
  • Short sleeves with rolled-up cuff detail and scoop neckline
  • Hi-Lo bottom hem: longer back than front
  • Imported garment; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 30.49

No Shame T

No Shame T
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
Tilly has no shame and neither should you. Let your freak flag fly
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 29.49

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Men's Premium T-Shirt
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 27.99

Waitress

Waitress
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Men's T-Shirt
If you're trying to get fired, this Tshirt is sure to help.
This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you’ll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic.
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, ash color is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (heavyweight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Available in a wide variety of colors
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 19.99

Dirty Tricks

Dirty Tricks
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Men's Premium T-Shirt
Let people know that you are not to be fucked with.....
This premium t-shirt is as close to perfect as can be. It’s optimized for all types of print and will quickly become your favorite t-shirt. Soft, comfortable and durable, this is a definite must-own and a Spreadshirt recommended product.
  • 100% cotton (heather gray is 95% cotton /5% viscose. Heather Blue & Charcoal Gray are 80% Cotton/20% Polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.29 oz (heavyweight)
  • Wide range of sizes from S-5XL
  • Fairly produced, certified and triple audited.
  • Double stitched, reinforced seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Optimized for beautiful brilliance across all printing methods
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Price:
USD 24.99

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