What you need to know about the upcoming tour and how you can help
What you need to know about the upcoming tour and how you can help
The rumors are true and, despite the odds, I will be hitting the road once again to cook in random places for and with some...
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Ten Rules for working in the Kitchen
Ten Rules for working in the Kitchen
I have a hard time taking anything seriously and while I may hate the industry, I still love to cook. I don’t care about titles...
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Keeping it classy…Diner for two made easy
Keeping it classy…Diner for two made easy
Let me be blunt, I am not a good looking guy and half the reason I started taking food seriously was to get laid. All...
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Chef means leader, we can do better.
Chef means leader, we can do better.
This is to the guys who’ve been in the game for ten years or more and are running crews of their own. We seriously need...
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Cheese cake
Cheese cake
Cheese cake is one of those desserts that is in a class by itself and yet it’s also a very basic and simple concept and...
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Graham Cracker Crust
Graham Cracker Crust
If you want to make cheese cake or Sweet Potato pie this is the crust that you need to know how to make. The cool...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

Chef means leader, we can do better.
Chef means leader, we can do better.
This is to the guys who’ve been in the game for ten years or more and are running crews of their own. We seriously need...
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Red flags in the Restaurant industry
Red flags in the Restaurant industry
I’m crazy, clinically so, but I am far from stupid. After spending as much time as I have in Kitchens all over, I’ve learned to...
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A tale of two BBQ joints
A tale of two BBQ joints
The first one should have lasted, it’s biggest problem being the fact that it was in a cursed location that kills every place that’s tried...
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2018: Getting sucker punched back to my senses
2018: Getting sucker punched back to my senses
So since “year in reviews” are the trending thing and I need all the traffic I can get, here’s ours. What the fuck happened? Seriously,...
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The handy guide to eating out
The handy guide to eating out
Everyone loves to eat out and most people eat out more often then they cook at home, but unlike at home, there are certain rules...
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Six months later and what have we learned?
Six months later and what have we learned?
I get it, change takes time but I'm not seeing it. Six months later and well….. When the news hit, it hit hard and sent...
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Exposing the posers
Exposing the posers
I'll be the first to admit, I'm not in the best state of mind right now. This fucking idiot though… Last night I get a...
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What you need to know about the US foods/SGA deal
What you need to know about the US foods/SGA deal
So the deal was announced this morning, US foods is buying another food distributor called SGA which owns five smaller food distribution companies including FSA....
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Main

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

Get the Shirt Here