It might be the wiring but if that was the case, there would be issues with the lights. That’s not the situation so it’s got to be the carburetor. God damn it I hope it’s the carb, I can fix that, I think. I was sorta able to fix it …
God only knows what my hands are covered in right now. Yes, I know it’s a 50cc scooter but a bike is a bike and this motherfucker will be running in less than 18 hours. The back tire is off, the oil has been emptied and the air filter and …
I grew up with the Dare program, at the peak of the Reagan Era “Just Say No” campaign and suffice to say, it didn’t work for me or any of my friends. At the end of the day, it was a total waste of taxpayers money for a bunch of …
If you think that I’m an asshole now, be grateful you didn’t know me in my youth. Seriously, I was such a nightmare that I’m amazed I’m still alive. I was reckless, temperamental and thought I knew a lot more than I did. It was not a good time and …
This is what inspired this whole series, the fact that first dates and interviews are both total bullshit. Both sides have an agenda, both sides are trying to look their best and we’ve already rehearsed the questions and answers. It’s the same song and dance every single time and at …
A lot of people don’t like having their salad tossed because they’ve never had their salad properly tossed. This is due to the fact that most people are clueless about how to toss a salad the right way. You can’t just jump in and throw things together, you have to …
One thing I’ve always had to deal with in the industry, something I have always had to keep in mind with dealing with customers is the fact that a lot of you have either very strange dietary restrictions that are self-imposed ( Religion is a choice) and some equally strange …
It’s the only rational explanation for why I still do this after nearly 25 years. It’s not the money, it’s not the fame, it’s the thrill of the reaction. I’ve worked with a lot of mediums as an Artist over the years and nothing, I mean fucking nothing compares to …
Yeah, it’s Mothers Day and I’m running out to the Kitchen so this will be quick. That said, my Mother deserves 20 minutes and a few hundred words since it’s the least I can do for the woman who has yet to give up on me and still to this …
Then you don’t deserve to eat it. It’s not a joke, I’m being dead fucking serious. The simple fact is that 95% of the population really doesn’t have a clue how their food is produced. You go to the store and it’s already butchered and ready to go. It’s not …
