The Clopen Cure

The Clopen Cure

For those of you who don’t work in the industry, a “Clopen” is when you close at night and have to open in the morning. Take my word, they suck. And most of the time they are a busy Saturday night topped off with a long Sunday brunch. Even if you try to act responsibly and don’t go out and party, you’re still not getting more than a few short hours of sleep. But most of us get drunk since we know we will feel like shit no matter what so we may as well feel like shit cause we had fun.

This my friends is far and away the best motherfucking asskicking pick you up I have ever tried. And no, I can’t take credit for coming up with it. That goes to a girl I worked with several years ago who would make me several during brunch service. It has enough booze in it to keep you buzzed and enough caffeine in it to keep you going til the 3 o’clock guy gets there.

Mise En Place

  • A large Glass and Ice


  • 4 count Bailey’s Irish Cream
  • 3 count Frangelico ( Hazelnut liqueur )
  • 3 count Kahlua
  • 3 count Bushmill’s Irish Whiskey
  • A double shot of espresso.or strong coffee

Method of Preparation

  • Mix it, shake it, pour it over ice and slam it


  • After two or three of these you really don’t give a fuck about having to make egg white omelets anymore and by the time you sober up your shift is over.

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