Cook like you fuck…. It’s something I’ve been screaming for years and yet I don’t think I’ve ever taken the time to really explain it. Yeah yeah yeah, I know, it’s unorthodox and goes against the regimented discipline of culinary tradition. Not my problem. It’s not just a cool catch …
God only knows what my hands are covered in right now. Yes, I know it’s a 50cc scooter but a bike is a bike and this motherfucker will be running in less than 18 hours. The back tire is off, the oil has been emptied and the air filter and …
This is what inspired this whole series, the fact that first dates and interviews are both total bullshit. Both sides have an agenda, both sides are trying to look their best and we’ve already rehearsed the questions and answers. It’s the same song and dance every single time and at …
Booty calls are awesome when you’re single and don’t have time to date. They are that person you like to fuck, but for various reasons would never want to date. You respect this person but can only deal with them in small doses, when you’re horny, late at night, while …
Have you ever, in the middle of an otherwise fucked situation, started laughing because you know that at some point, in a few months or years, that it’s going to make a great story? Yeah, that was me while strapped to a stretcher on the way to the mental hospital. …
It’s the only rational explanation for why I still do this after nearly 25 years. It’s not the money, it’s not the fame, it’s the thrill of the reaction. I’ve worked with a lot of mediums as an Artist over the years and nothing, I mean fucking nothing compares to …
Yeah, it’s Mothers Day and I’m running out to the Kitchen so this will be quick. That said, my Mother deserves 20 minutes and a few hundred words since it’s the least I can do for the woman who has yet to give up on me and still to this …
ED note: Yes, I’m in the middle of one right now but I’ve also been through more than just this one. I’ve also been fired from more Kitchens than most of you have worked in, not to mention the ones I quit. While the subject is rather fresh, this is …
