When you think of Granola, the first thought that comes to mind is of a health nut tree hugging sandal wearing hippy. They smell funny and get on my nerves. But I rarely cook for myself, I cook for the customer. Okay, so this in not one of my signature …
Growing up in the south, this was more or less as unavoidable as racist jokes but these won’t offend your guests and are way better than anything that comes out of a can. You can serve them with a dab of butter or you can go all out and cover …
My history with scones is this. I really like em but had never made them until I worked at the coffee shop (fuck that place) but it was something that was requested so I did what I always do, I got stoned and researched a few recipes to get an …
An all time breakfast classic that’s just as easy to make at home from scratch as it is to waste your money on some premix bullshit. It’s more or less a quick bread batter (using baking soda and powder along with salt to make it rise instead of yeast) that …
To this day my close friends know that when I say “I made her French Toast” it’s a polite way of saying that I fucked her and it was good. I don’t make this stuff for everyone, you have to earn it thus why this recipe feeds two.The origins are …
