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Addiction addressed…
Addiction addressed…
So recently I had a friend make one of the hardest choices of their life and decide to get sober. Knowing my experience with this...
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I’m a liar and a hypocrite, sorta
I’m a liar and a hypocrite, sorta
I am both a liar and a hypocrite, well sorta. I’ve always claimed to be an advocate for mental health and have tried my best...
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Tips for pulling in new business
Tips for pulling in new business
While there is no magic bullet that will fix all of your problems, there are a few things that you can do to stack the...
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If it was a choice, I’d be Bi…
If it was a choice, I’d be Bi…
Of all the things I never thought I’d have to write about, this is in the top 5. Sadly it turns out that some people...
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Tip caps on the Chipotle app?
Obviously, someone saw the meme and decided to take action. Unfortunately, they decided to order through the Chipotle mobile app that, get this, won’t let...
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Have some Integrity…..
Have some Integrity…..
Integrity: The quality of being honest and having strong moral principles; moral uprightness.  So recently it was announced that some employers are going to start...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

Tips for pulling in new business
Tips for pulling in new business
While there is no magic bullet that will fix all of your problems, there are a few things that you can do to stack the...
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When does outrage cross the line?
When does outrage cross the line?
On one hand I think that we should absolutely hold people accountable for their actions and at the same time, I’ve watched people take this...
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New Department of Labor regulations and how they impact the Restaurant industry.
New Department of Labor regulations and how they impact the Restaurant industry.
Yesterday, the Department of Labor unveiled some new policies that are going to have a negative impact on those working in an already struggling restaurant...
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It’s up to us to fix the industry
It’s up to us to fix the industry
So I just read this tear jerking article by some Chef talking about how the game is over for the industry and we’re all more...
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Why I switched to Hawaiian shirts
Why I switched to Hawaiian shirts
Sadly, due to a few idiots, I have to preface the following by stating that I hate these neo-nazi proud boogaloo bitchs or whatever the...
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Salt the Line
Salt the Line
I wasn't there in person, the story was told to me years ago by another cook outside while getting high on cheap weed after a...
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How to get a raise
How to get a raise
We work hard for our money and sadly, most restaurant owners are more than willing to pay the bare minimum while expecting top performance. Rarely...
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You gotta eat first
You gotta eat first
Service work is one of the most valuable tools that we have in our, I guess arsenal of humanity. At the same time things can...
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

You don’t own a life

A note about pets

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

Get the Shirt Here