The Booze guide
The Booze guide
Let’s face it, people and even a lot of animals love to get wasted. It’s hard to say when we first started drinking alcohol since,...
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How to get a job in a Kitchen
How to get a job in a Kitchen
    In regards to the restaurant business, I’m a total slut. I’ve been working in Kitchens for 27 years this summer and taking it “seriously”...
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The Pros and Cons of Seasonal work (updated for 2020)
The Pros and Cons of Seasonal work (updated for 2020)
Ed note: When I first published this article on seasonal work five or six years ago, a lot of people said that, since it had...
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Turning Sh!t into Gold
Turning Sh!t into Gold
Brown Beard was working at this big shit golf resort years ago when he was still earning his stripes. The owner of the place, a...
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You can’t be both a racist and an American.
You can’t be both a racist and an American.
I know that this is going to piss off a whole lot of people and well, good…. The simple fact is that you can’t be...
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Dear Culinary Anarchy, my Tinder date lied
Dear Culinary Anarchy, my Tinder date lied
Dear Culinary Anarchy, I matched with this guy on Tinder and well, one thing led to another and long story short, I found out that...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

How to get a job in a Kitchen
How to get a job in a Kitchen
    In regards to the restaurant business, I’m a total slut. I’ve been working in Kitchens for 27 years this summer and taking it “seriously”...
Read More
The Pros and Cons of Seasonal work (updated for 2020)
The Pros and Cons of Seasonal work (updated for 2020)
Ed note: When I first published this article on seasonal work five or six years ago, a lot of people said that, since it had...
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Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Yes, this is a total attempt to gain readership by capitalizing on this for the holiday season.  That being said, most of you long time...
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The art of the Verble Lashing
The art of the Verble Lashing
Okay, so some of you think that after the last article that I’ve gone soft. No no no, the claws are still sharp and ready...
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A notice about giving notice
A notice about giving notice
Ending things is never easy so here's how to keep it cool
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Titles don’t mean shit
Titles don’t mean shit
If you get butt hurt by the following, you’re the exact person who needs to hear this. I hate to break it to you kids...
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Your attitude smells
Your attitude smells
It just dawned on me during my morning wake n bake, how it was easy for me to spend a day stewing in my own...
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From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch….. It’s yet another one of those terms that sounds enlightened to morons who overuse it while being ignorant its true meaning. Now it...
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Main

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

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