Why you need to use a metal filter to make coffee.
Why you need to use a metal filter to make coffee.
Ask anyone who's ever had the unfortunate experience of living with me, I am not a morning person. I won't look at my phone until...
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Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Yes, this is a total attempt to gain readership by capitalizing on this for the holiday season.  That being said, most of you long time...
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My first arrest
My first arrest
I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to pop me, I knew the first day that I showed up in town that...
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Who the F**K is Mickey Avalon?
Who the F**K is Mickey Avalon?
The thing that people who don’t create art fail to understand is that, more often than not, the art and the Artist are two different...
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Saying goodbye to Tilly
Saying goodbye to Tilly
Of course it was Friday the 13th, why the hell not? It's strange how things work out this way. I don't plan on making a...
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The art of the Verble Lashing
The art of the Verble Lashing
Okay, so some of you think that after the last article that I’ve gone soft. No no no, the claws are still sharp and ready...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Hauntings at the Red Maple Inn
Yes, this is a total attempt to gain readership by capitalizing on this for the holiday season.  That being said, most of you long time...
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The art of the Verble Lashing
The art of the Verble Lashing
Okay, so some of you think that after the last article that I’ve gone soft. No no no, the claws are still sharp and ready...
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A notice about giving notice
A notice about giving notice
Ending things is never easy so here's how to keep it cool
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Titles don’t mean shit
Titles don’t mean shit
If you get butt hurt by the following, you’re the exact person who needs to hear this. I hate to break it to you kids...
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Your attitude smells
Your attitude smells
It just dawned on me during my morning wake n bake, how it was easy for me to spend a day stewing in my own...
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From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch….. It’s yet another one of those terms that sounds enlightened to morons who overuse it while being ignorant its true meaning. Now it...
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Chef means leader, we can do better.
Chef means leader, we can do better.
This is to the guys who’ve been in the game for ten years or more and are running crews of their own. We seriously need...
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Red flags in the Restaurant industry
Red flags in the Restaurant industry
I’m crazy, clinically so, but I am far from stupid. After spending as much time as I have in Kitchens all over, I’ve learned to...
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Main

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

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