A notice about giving notice
A notice about giving notice
Ending things is never easy so here's how to keep it cool
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Paying respects to the Easy Rider…
Paying respects to the Easy Rider…
It was at the Byrd Theater in Richmond Virginia that I first saw the flick. I think it was ‘02 or ‘03 and at the...
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Titles don’t mean shit
Titles don’t mean shit
If you get butt hurt by the following, you’re the exact person who needs to hear this. I hate to break it to you kids...
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Tempura Fried Squash Blossoms with Rosemary infused Honey
Tempura Fried Squash Blossoms with Rosemary infused Honey
These tasty little treats are only around for a few weeks so make the most of them while they're in season
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Facing the Bear part two
Facing the Bear part two
Well, it turns out that I am either as dumb as I look or just crazy, the doctors are still debating. I’ve talked before about...
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Junkies in the alley?
Junkies in the alley?
I get it, addiction is a disease and for those going through it, it's hell. While I applaud those who are seeking treatment, I'm not...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

A notice about giving notice
A notice about giving notice
Ending things is never easy so here's how to keep it cool
Read More
Titles don’t mean shit
Titles don’t mean shit
If you get butt hurt by the following, you’re the exact person who needs to hear this. I hate to break it to you kids...
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Your attitude smells
Your attitude smells
It just dawned on me during my morning wake n bake, how it was easy for me to spend a day stewing in my own...
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From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch, wait, scratch that…
From scratch….. It’s yet another one of those terms that sounds enlightened to morons who overuse it while being ignorant its true meaning. Now it...
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Chef means leader, we can do better.
Chef means leader, we can do better.
This is to the guys who’ve been in the game for ten years or more and are running crews of their own. We seriously need...
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Red flags in the Restaurant industry
Red flags in the Restaurant industry
I’m crazy, clinically so, but I am far from stupid. After spending as much time as I have in Kitchens all over, I’ve learned to...
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A tale of two BBQ joints
A tale of two BBQ joints
The first one should have lasted, it’s biggest problem being the fact that it was in a cursed location that kills every place that’s tried...
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2018: Getting sucker punched back to my senses
2018: Getting sucker punched back to my senses
So since “year in reviews” are the trending thing and I need all the traffic I can get, here’s ours. What the fuck happened? Seriously,...
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Main

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

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