Interviews with Cool People

The Kitchen

This is where the magic happens. And right now I bet your Kitchen looks like shit and there’s next to no real food in there. But that’s why you’re here.

I keep saying this over and over but COOKING IS NOT HARD. If you have a good knife, a few fresh ingredients and a pan you can make amazing food. Yes, it’s going to take more time and energy then ordering take out but are you really so busy that you can’t take a half hour out of your day to make yourself a good meal? Are you really that fucking lazy? If so then piss off cause I can’t help you.

For the rest of you, it comes down to not only learning a few simple basics but also shifting you’re perspective and attitudes. You say you can’t cook but ask yourself honestly how many hours a week do you spend cooking VS looking at porn on the internet. Hell, I’m impressed that you’ve gotten this far. It means I’ve gotten your attention and I can work with that.

Practice makes perfect and if you put yourself in the mindset that cooking is fun then it’s a lot easier to spend an hour playing in the Kitchen since it’s no longer about just satisfying your hunger. Find food that you love and learn to create it. If you have a dish that you love but are clueless to make then email me and I’ll get something posted.

  • The Basics  

    Never cooked before? Have zero ideas how to get started? This will help you out.

  • The Methods 

    If you understand how the methods work and why they do what they do, cooking becomes another medium to play with.

  • Ingredients

    While we all eat, very few of us really know what we’re eating.

  • Breads and other baked goodies

    There is no other smell that’s able to evoke such pure joy in people as fresh, made from scratch baked goods

  • Hangover Cures 

    Most of you call this breakfast but that’s what normal people do I guess

  • Main Meals

    These are what would go on my “Entree” section of my menu

  • Soup’s, stews etc…

    If you’re nervous about cooking, soup’s and stews are a great way to get started

  • Sides and Small plate

    Honestly, a lot of this stuff can be eaten like a meal if you want to

  • Sauces and Condiments

    While I hate people who drown a dish in a sauce, they are part of a good meal and something you need to know how to make.

  • Munchies

    AKA Deserts for the rest of you. Fuck your diet, indulge yourself from time to time.

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