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Why my crackhead neighbor is more fit to be president
Why my crackhead neighbor is more fit to be president
Sadly this is not a joke, things have literally gotten this point. I say this in utmost sincerity, my crackhead neighbor is better suited for...
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You gotta eat first
You gotta eat first
Service work is one of the most valuable tools that we have in our, I guess arsenal of humanity. At the same time things can...
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Apple crumble
Apple crumble
https://youtu.be/145L9W9jsMg  This ain't rocket surgery, in fact, it's one of easiest no brainer desserts you can pull off when you have a last minute family...
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Helpful hints when starting a new job
Helpful hints when starting a new job
I'd never really consider myself an expert on any subject yet I can say with all certainty that I've got quite a bit of experience...
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Hollandaise
Hollandaise
It's egg yolks and melted butter one of the most simple combinations you can come up with along with a bit of citrus to blind...
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Potato salad
Potato salad
It really doesn't get much more classic than this when it comes to sides. Well some people prefer a heavy mayonnaise based dressing I tend...
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The Kitchen

This my friends, is where the magic happens and life feeds life. Below you find some useful resources for both amateurs cooks and seasoned Chefs. 

The Methods to the Madness

Before you start cooking, you need to know what cooking is. 

The Basics

If you’ve never cooked anything but cereal, please take the time to read these articles

Ingredients

The more you know about what you’re working with the easier it is to play 

Breakfast

Most people eat this everyday so I had to include it. 

Sides 

There are a lot of fun things to play with in this section.

Sauces 

The sauce can really tie the meal together, like a good rug in the living room.

Main Meal

This used to be the reason for the entire day and now no-one wants to cook at home. Lets fix that. 

Munchies

Because most of you reading this are high

You gotta eat first
You gotta eat first
Service work is one of the most valuable tools that we have in our, I guess arsenal of humanity. At the same time things can...
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Helpful hints when starting a new job
Helpful hints when starting a new job
I'd never really consider myself an expert on any subject yet I can say with all certainty that I've got quite a bit of experience...
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Richard Pink of Pink’s Hot Dogs in LA
Richard Pink of Pink’s Hot Dogs in LA
I think the first time I saw the place it was in a music video back when MTV still aired such things. It was just...
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10 questions you should ask on a job interview.
10 questions you should ask on a job interview.
Right now things are reopening, closing and reopening again and a whole lot of you are going to be going on interviews. This should help.......
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Building the team
Building the team
You're only as good as the dumbest motherfucker on your crews and while a lot of people think that it ends with your staff, it...
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The right to refuse….
The right to refuse….
One of the more recent trends in the industry is banning small children. This, predictably has caused quite a bit of uproar with owners saying...
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A cynical rational to regulations
A cynical rational to regulations
Just recently I did a poll asking people if they trusted restaurants to “self regulate” their own businesses or if they would rather have an...
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How to get a job in a Kitchen
How to get a job in a Kitchen
    In regards to the restaurant business, I’m a total slut. I’ve been working in Kitchens for 27 years this summer and taking it “seriously”...
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Other Musings

I like to write and I tend to write about some pretty broad ranging subjects but since you fine folks seem to dig it…..

Local…

And other misleading terms 

The Do’s and Don’t….

Of the Booty call

You don’t own a life

A note about pets

How goat cheese

Opened my eyes….

Cook like you Fuck

Explained

Dating and Job Hunting 

The interview questions 

Attention Vegans 

The militant 2% are making the rest of you guys look bad 

If you’re not willing to kill it

You don’t deserve to eat it 

Why I don’t

give a fuck about awards….

How getting (back) into Kink

Made me a better man 

Main

The Weekly Safety Meeting.

Swag Shop

We will be adding a lot more stuff very soon but until then, you can get the book and the first T-shirt on the links below. 

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