Dude, I have every reason to hate your guts and when I woke up and saw the missed calls, all that anger went out the window. All I could do was smoke a joint and shake my head. I honestly thought the whole thing was squashed. You crossed the line, …
At this point I’m used to the constant stream of verbal sewage that’s spewed anytime I post anything of relevance. In a way, it’s a litmus test and I haven’t really hit my mark unless I’ve pissed off a few people along the way. In this day and age, I …
I’m certainly not the guy who came up with this method but I’ve damn sure used it extensively over the years. While it’s not perfect, it’s great for doing small batches of stuff and way better than using a pellet smoker or liquid smoke plus you can use it in …
Yesterday, the Department of Labor unveiled some new policies that are going to have a negative impact on those working in an already struggling restaurant industry. Here’s what you need to know. The Trump administration pushed for this claiming that it was for “Equality” but what it really does is …
Recently a fan asked me to contribute a story for a Kitchen Holiday special he was doing. It took me a while since most of my Holiday tales are tragic/traumatic and not quite “funny” or “uplifting” yet one came to mind. It was in rural Kentucky. I clearly remember it …
Here we are again, that awkward time of year where it seems like everyone is in a jolly mood and feeling festive and, if you’re anything like me, you’re simply hate the fucking holidaze. I’m here to tell you, there’s nothing wrong with it and anyone who takes an issue …
This is one of those holiday traditions that I’ve always heard of, yet never had the chance to try or make myself until an event recently. Turns out that it’s as tasty as it sounds and really isn’t hard to make though I will say, some of the spices can …
So for some reason, people seem to come to me for advice despite the fact that I’m a world-class fuck-up. When they do, I publish it here. If you have any questions, feel free to send me a message on the Facebook page. Dear Culinary Anarchy, Should I smoke weed? …
So I just read this tear jerking article by some Chef talking about how the game is over for the industry and we’re all more or less fucked. Now, maybe some of you feel this way and those feelings are valid but I’m also here to tell you that it’s …
In the words of the great Bob Ross, this was a happy accident that more or less just happened due to a variety of factors. I won’t go into details other than to say that this goes really well on a holiday platter but, I’ll be perfectly honest, it looks …
