Grief is a motherfucker so if this doesn’t make any sense, oh well, he deserved some kind of a tribute and he wasn’t exactly a well-oiled machine himself. What kind of creature refers to himself as “Brown Beard the Butt Pirate”? I mean seriously, who the fuck comes up with …
It was only a matter of time before someone with enough money and power decided to make this happen. The question was, would they be willing to risk staying true to the original or would they ditch it and go for the cash-grab? This is my childhood they’re fucking with. …
It’s not about robes or rituals or gifts or any of the other bullshit that we get so wrapped up in while rushing to wrap presents that will be returned for cash next week. My frustration stems from that fact that my hours are getting cut for this stupid fucking …
Of all the things I never thought I’d have to write about, this is in the top 5. Sadly it turns out that some people still think that sexual identity and preference is a choice that we make. These people are fucking morons and while I could go into the …
Hands down, other than a good knife, the best investment you can make in your Kitchen is a small window herb garden. It takes about an hour to plan, purchase and set up and pays for itself pretty fast if you cook at home on a regular basis. Instead of …
Recently a fan asked me to contribute a story for a Kitchen Holiday special he was doing. It took me a while since most of my Holiday tales are tragic/traumatic and not quite “funny” or “uplifting” yet one came to mind. It was in rural Kentucky. I clearly remember it …
Here we are again, that awkward time of year where it seems like everyone is in a jolly mood and feeling festive and, if you’re anything like me, you’re simply hate the fucking holidaze. I’m here to tell you, there’s nothing wrong with it and anyone who takes an issue …
Well this, even by my standards has been a fucked up year. Now, it’s one thing when shit’s hitting in my world but it’s a whole other beast when just about everyone of you has been impacted by this madness. Never could I have imagined our industry being in this …
My brain operates with about 30 to 40 tabs open at a single time. One of the most valuable things that I have learned to do in order to be able to sleep at night, is to put together a prep list for myself for the next day similar to …
I was only around 5 at the time and I remember the situation but not really knowing what was going on at the time. My mother and I had just picked up my grandfather from the hospital after having heart surgery. At the time he was probably around 70 I’d …
