My first arrest
I’m surprised it took them as long as it did to pop me, I knew the first day that I showed up in town that it was only a matter of time before some racist redneck cop decided to fuck with me and stop me for some dumb shit. Please, …
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Saying goodbye to Tilly
Of course it was Friday the 13th, why the hell not? It’s strange how things work out this way. I don’t plan on making a whole lot of sense since I haven’t been able to eat or sleep since I found out. Right now I can hardly see straight. Kidney …
Paying respects to the Easy Rider…
It was at the Byrd Theater in Richmond Virginia that I first saw the flick. I think it was ‘02 or ‘03 and at the time I didn’t understand why they were showing it on 4/20 when they could have been showing a Cheech and Chong movie or even Half …
Junkies in the alley?
I get it, addiction is a disease and for those going through it, it’s hell. While I applaud those who are seeking treatment, I’m not going put up with people shooting up and leaving needles in the alley behind my restaurant. No, I’m not going to be nice when I …
Dear Culinary Anarchy: What kind of knives should I buy my boyfriend?
Dear Culinary Anarchy, My boyfriend is a Chef and I want to get him a nice set of knives and wanted to know what you would recommend? Thanks, A long time fan. Dear Long time fan, At first, I thought you were simply trying to get me shot and then …
Soy Caramel
This is a simple caramel sauce with a couple of twists. Second, we are going to add a bit of Soy sauce as well and this is going to give the caramel just a bit of salt that will make it more aggressive tasting compared to the standard version. Mise …
Blank Slate Sheet Cake
Who doesn’t like cake? I’m more of a pie guy myself but I’m all likely to pass on a piece of cake as I am to pass on taking a puff off a joint. The following is a basic recipe for sheet cake. No fancy flavors, no magic tricks, just …
Lessons from my Old Man
So this Monday will be three years since I got the news and hit my knees to the ground. The Old Man had crossed over and joined the ranks of the Enlightened. To say I was crushed is an understatement, it still has me too fucked to talk about without …
Too sick to write a witty title
Ed note: I work for awesome people and I’m not saying that to keep my job, they don’t pay me enough to lie or kiss their ass. The situation has very little to do with them and is more directed at the industry as a whole. D and V, you …