Yet another thing I never thought I’d type again. I just used a Bidet… and I will never be the same So what had happened was… My roommate is. He’s a special guy who tends to, much like me, acts on rather odd impulse. Hell if I know what spurred …
These are sacred to me for a lot of reasons so I always try to keep em around. The following is just a lite simple syrup with a 4/1 ratio of sugar to water. It’s that simple. Boil 4 cups of water, dissolve 1 cup of refined sugar and cool …
Right now I have every right to be freaking the fuck out. I can’t go into the details and those of you who have been a fan for a while know, if I can’t write about it, it’s bad. I’d love to say that everything is going to be fine …
So, I’ve had this idea for a while and at first I thought I was just high and being delusional. After the past few weeks it’s made me think that maybe it’s not so radical after all. No, I don’t have the details and I’m sure there is a lot …
Dear members of the inbred alt-right, If you want to talk shit you need to bring your A game. You’re not dealing with your normal social justice warrior with a degree in liberal arts, you motherfuckers are dealing with a Chef. A Scottish Chef at that. The point is, you …
It’s a common misconception that the term Anarchy has to mean chaos and disorder. It doesn’t, it simply means an absence of a ruling class. In order for this to happen, we have to learn how to work together. It’s idealistic and impractical yet painfully simple. The powers that be …
It had to be done. A deep cleaning of sorts to remove the vermin from the ranks. If you’re expecting any kind of remorse or regret, you are sadly fucking mistaken. It’s not a matter of personal preference. We’re not talking about how far strip clubs have to be from …
I’d like to say we’re living in strange times but the fact is, it ain’t ever been easy for women at any point in history. There’s always been a percentage of men who are just vile and have no respect for limits and boundaries. Unless you stand up and put …
Karma is a fickle bitch but she’s as real as I am typing this right now and the other day she showed me a bit of mercy for a change. Picture “King of the Hill”, only in the hood, and then picture me, looking like an extra from a Guns …
People have asked me a few times why I bother attempting to have civil conversations with racist vermin such as Trump supporters. Why waste my time and energy when I’m never going to actually change their mind? Well, mainly it’s that I’m an asshole who loves using intellect to back …
