Oh the holidays, how I have spent years loathing and avoiding them. Trust me when I say my family is “special” and I’ve had valid reasons for spending the past 9 years on the other side of the country. This year is different. My sisters and I just bought the …
This is another one of those basics that’s used in the Kitchen yet most people don’t really understand. It’s a simple mix of Onions, Carrots and Celery that’s the base to various stocks and sauces in Western cuisine. The part that most people get wrong is the ratio by weight. …
So I get to cook in a lot of Kitchens and I end up going back to the tried and true more often than I care to admit. At the same time I’m also constantly trying to revise and refine whatever I’m cooking no matter how many times I’ve made …
Vote. If you don’t, fuck you, stop reading this and fix it. I don’t care about your excuses. Lyft and Uber are offering rides. If you get fired from your job, your boss is an asshole and it’s a perfect way to get a better gig. Yes, it does matter. …
One of the easiest methods in all of cooking is often one of the most overlooked so before I cover anything else, lets talk about Brining. All Brining means is to take a piece of meat and soak it in cold water with equal parts of Salt and Sugar for …
I’ve got a lot of history with these given that my first job was as a dishwasher, at a sports bar, in the early 90’s. I have quite literally cooked several tons of these as well as eaten a few hundred pounds myself. The thing is, at most places, when …
I see this more so with BBQ yet it’s a fairly universal situation. It’s the overuse and over emphasis of sauce. Let me keep this simple, if the dish is a song, the sauce is the keyboard. It’s a great addition and can add a lot but it shouldn’t be …
So I’m going to cut right to the point and this and tell you that it stems from rejection and people’s inability to handle it. Now I have to explain myself and defend this point but this is the part you folks love. First off, cheers to all the sluts …
I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not in the best state of mind right now. This fucking idiot though… Last night I get a like on my Instagram account and the guys name was irritating enough to draw my attention. For the sake of this article well just call …
Really? I’m trolling my own page by publishing a fact? No….no, no, no. Even my proud to be called Redneck friends out here in bumfuck Arkansas know what’s up. They’re not that stupid and the head of my cock isn’t as sensitive as you motherfuckers. I hope you don’t think …
